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pomoshvdorogep0arzo
pomoshvdorogep0arzo
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Яписала покороче и попроще.little boy and girl looking through a book brama "life of animals". and suddenly you begin to argue: "may! ""can not! ""may! ""can't. go ask grandma"use in the kitchen."grandma, you can have kids? ""well, dear, of course not.""i told you that she was a male. "перевод: маленькие мальчик и девочка рассматривают книгу брема "жизнь животных". и вдруг начинают спорить: "может! ""не может! ""может! ""не может. пойдем спросим у бабушки"прибегают на кухню."бабушка, у тебя могут быть дети? ""ну, милые, конечно, нет.""я тебе говорил, что она самец."
алина3893
алина3893
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Sherlock holmes and dr. watson went on a hike. after a good lunch, they are preparing for the night and fall asleep. few hours later, holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend: “watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”. “i see millions and millions of stars, holmes, ' says watson. “and what does that mean? ” watson ponders for a minute. "well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and possibly billions of planets. astrologically, i observe that saturn is in leo. horologically, i conclude that the time is approximately 3: 15. meteorologiske, i suspect that tomorrow will be a beautiful day. theologically, i can see that god is almighty, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. and what does it tell you, holmes? - watson, you are  idiot. this means that somebody stole our tent.
meow86
meow86
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1. tennis was being played by them from four till five 2. a number of important experiments have been carried out by them in this laboratory 3. central africa was explored by livingstone in the 19th century

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